How To Wash A Cat

How To Wash A Cat Joke

Check out this how to wash a cat joke. Just a few tips from the dog: 1) Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water bowl. 2) Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3) In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4) At this point, the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 5) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash and Rinse'. 6) Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7) Stand well back, a far away as you can and quickly lift the lid. 8) The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the house and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9) Both the toilet and cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog.

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  1. Sad that the ‘Fun Pics and Stuff’ site is being taken down by the administrator because some snowflakes read the Dog’s view on how to wash a cat and were triggered. Apparently FB police i.e. Big Brother, found the complaints valid and according to the page administrator ‘criminal’, so the entire page is being taken down. States admin: too many complaints, threats…. Since When did we become a society where pacifier-sucking Wah!-Wah!’s decide what the rest of us should find un-funny? Aren’t most REAL adults able to decide that for themselves? (Asking for a disgusted friend!)

    1. Yes it is sad, that some people have no sense of humor.
      I shall be reviving the website shortly.
      FB seem to like telling people what they can post and what they can not.
      I do not think anyone that would try to wash a cat like this
      would have enough brains to be able to read this post.
      In fact I will edit the post slightly, to deter idiots people from trying it.
      Thank you for the comment.

  2. As a cat and also dog lover, l can see my boxer writing this.
    There is a book that has been out for a few years. ” 101 things to do with a dead cat.”
    The creator is a cat breeder, cat lover, and humorist. In cartoon form you can make slippers, mount them on the door to hang your coat on, mount on roof of car for a ski rack. Snowflakes really need to get over themselves.

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