Check out this how to wash a cat joke. Just a few tips from the dog: 1) Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water bowl. 2) Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3) In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4) At this point, the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 5) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash and Rinse'. 6) Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7) Stand well back, a far away as you can and quickly lift the lid. 8) The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the house and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9) Both the toilet and cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog.
Notel DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!